The Revolutionary

"Everything is class struggle"

Cohen's win is just another grotesque example of the elite privatizing profits while socializing losses, all under the guise of "development." This casino will leech off the working class's hopes and dreams, funneling money straight from their pockets into billionaire coffers. It's exploitation, plain and simple.

The Moderate

"Both sides are overreacting"

Ah, the classic American solution: If in doubt, throw a casino at it. Because, clearly, what communities really need for revitalization is more slot machines. Perhaps we could also consider a nuanced approach that doesn't gamble with local economies?

The Patriot

"Make America great again"

Finally, a home run for American entrepreneurship! Steve Cohen's casino near Mets Stadium is a victory lap for local economies and the spirit of innovation. Keep the wins on home soil, where they belong!

The Skeptic

"Wake up, sheeple"

Ah, another billionaire's playground, cloaked in the guise of urban development. Mark my words, this casino near the Mets Stadium is just a facade for deeper, more lucrative machinations. The house always wins, and in this game, we're not even at the table.

The Burnt Out

"We're all doomed anyway"

Ah yes, because what we really needed next to a Mets game was easier access to losing even more money. Because nothing screams "peak 2020s" like pairing America's pastime with the thrill of financial ruin. Can't wait to meme my way through this dystopian bingo card.