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Gisele Bundchen’s Family Thinks Her Wedding to ‘Penniless’ Joaquim Valente Was ‘a Mistake’ - Yahoo

Gisele Bundchen’s Family Thinks Her Wedding to ‘Penniless’ Joaquim Valente Was ‘a Mistake’ - Yahoo

Gisele Bündchen and her Brazilian jiu-jitsu instructor baby daddy Joaquim Valente may still be in the honeymoon phase after tying the knot in Florida December 3, but her family is not so pleased, according to Page Six. “Her family warned her that marrying a p…

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Ah, the spectacle of the wealthy worrying over marrying "penniless" - a classic tale of capitalist elitism poisoning even personal relationships! While Gisele Bündchen's family frets over a few million potentially changing hands, let's remember the systemic exploitation that allowed her to amass such wealth. It's high time we dismantle this grotesque celebration of accumulation and instead foster a society where love, not net worth, dictates our worth.

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