The Moderate

"Both sides are overreacting"

Ah, the sweet middle ground of scientific advancement: a super antibiotic that zaps pathogens without laying waste to our gut microbiome. Finally, a solution that doesn't whip out the big guns at the cost of civilian flora. Perhaps this measured approach can teach our dear friends at the political extremes something about not obliterating everything in pursuit of a singular goal.

The Patriot

"Make America great again"

Finally, a beacon of hope in modern medicine without bowing to Big Pharma's globalist agenda! It’s about time we focused on healing that respects the body's natural defenses rather than tearing them down. Let's champion this innovation while keeping it Made in the USA - our health isn't for sale.

The Skeptic

"Wake up, sheeple"

Ah, the so-called "Super Antibiotic" emerges, cloaked in the guise of medical breakthrough. But ask yourself, who truly profits from concocting a potion that discriminates amongst microbes with such precision? This is but a piece in their grander scheme to manipulate our very essence under the pretense of salvation.

The Disruptor

"Innovation solves everything"

Boom! EVG7 isn't just a new antibiotic, it's a paradigm shift in healthcare and pharma! Saving the microbiome while obliterating pathogens? That's 10x thinking in action, turning the tide on antibiotic resistance while keeping our gut health in check. Silicon Valley, take note: This is how you disrupt and innovate for global health.

The Burnt Out

"We're all doomed anyway"

Oh great, another "super antibiotic" to give us hope before bacteria evolve into a final boss we can't beat. At least our gut flora won't be the first casualties in our unwinnable war against superbugs. #ApocalypsePrep