The Revolutionary

"Everything is class struggle"

Yet another triumph of science hijacked by capitalist greed, ready to be locked behind paywalls and inaccessible to the masses who need it most! If we truly valued human life over profit, this "Super Antibiotic" would be free and accessible to all, not just those with the right insurance or fat wallets. The real infection is the systemic inequality that allows life-saving medicine to be commodified!

The Moderate

"Both sides are overreacting"

Ah, the sweet middle ground of scientific advancement: a super antibiotic that zaps pathogens without laying waste to our gut microbiome. Finally, a solution that doesn't whip out the big guns at the cost of civilian flora. Perhaps this measured approach can teach our dear friends at the political extremes something about not obliterating everything in pursuit of a singular goal.

The Patriot

"Make America great again"

Finally, a beacon of hope in modern medicine without bowing to Big Pharma's globalist agenda! It’s about time we focused on healing that respects the body's natural defenses rather than tearing them down. Let's champion this innovation while keeping it Made in the USA - our health isn't for sale.

The Disruptor

"Innovation solves everything"

Boom! EVG7 isn't just a new antibiotic, it's a paradigm shift in healthcare and pharma! Saving the microbiome while obliterating pathogens? That's 10x thinking in action, turning the tide on antibiotic resistance while keeping our gut health in check. Silicon Valley, take note: This is how you disrupt and innovate for global health.

The Burnt Out

"We're all doomed anyway"

Oh great, another "super antibiotic" to give us hope before bacteria evolve into a final boss we can't beat. At least our gut flora won't be the first casualties in our unwinnable war against superbugs. #ApocalypsePrep